One Trump Year
I just wanted to compile a list of all the funny things liberals and conservatives say to each other on the internet, because it's been a year since Trump was elected and it's making me chuckle.
1. Libtard.
-One of my personal favorites because it drives the point home that Conservatives like to be politically incorrect. What we have here is a cousin fucker trying to tell you that you're retarded because you're not shitty.
2. Trumpeteers.
-This one irks me a bit just because it isn't aesthetically pleasing. I love that we're all 80 year old grandmas making up words. It's hilarious.
3. Trumpanzees.
-Similar to Trumpeteers, only a little more offensive. Comparing Trump supporters to primates is kind of funny, but also kind of an insult to primates.
4. Killary.
-The right still stuck on that whole Benghazi thing.
5. Obummer.
-That's the best they can do. It makes me laugh every time I see it.
Mostly used by old, racist white dudes because 'that Muslim needs to show us his birth certificate.'
6. Snowflake.
-Another favorite. A way for Conservatives to try an insult Liberals for being decent people.
7. 'Liberalism is a mental illness.'
-A phrase used by Conservatives who don't know a single thing about mental illness.
8. GOD.
-A mythical sky bro who grants justification to bigots, racists, homophobes, transphobes, and misogynists. (see also: Jesus, Allah, etc)
8. Millennials.
-People born from the early 80's to the late 90's. Used as an insult as a way of saying one is entitled, and hasn't lived enough life to have an opinion.
Read Also: Millennials have been completely fucked by the generations before them. Earlier generations could buy a family home on one income because the economy and housing markets were booming. Also.....as a wise meme once said, they linoleumed over beautiful, original hardwoods, making them pretty fucking evil.
9. Feminist.
-A human who believes in gender equality, supports and fights for ALL women, including trans women and WOC.
-Extremely offensive and dangerous to a Conservative.
10. PC
-Politically Correct.
Hated by Conservatives because they love freedom of speech, even if it really fucking hurts other groups of people.
11. Triggered.
-When someone gets legitimately angry on the internet about something inappropriate, Trump supporters like to yell this like some kind of victory cheer.
12. Tolerant Left.
-Used with a very sarcastic tone when Liberals refuse to accept bullshit.
(e.g. 'Why are y'all tearing apart the city just because the men in blue shot a black guy? Thought you were the 'ToLeRaNt LeFt'!
Alright ya'll, these are a few of many. It's been a weird year guys.
In closing,
....The Orange Fuckboi has been in office for a year.
Here's some of the shit he's stirred.
Donald Trump said via twitter that he would ban trans folks from serving in the military.
Donald Trump called a group of nazis marching in the streets ‘Fine People.’
“Grab em by the pussy.’-Enough said.
Refused to send aid to Puerto Rico, even thought we are responsible for them, being an American Territory and all...
Coined the term ‘Fake News’ for anything that hurts his grubby little feelings, uses it too often, and gets on my god damn nerves.
Elected a white nationalist (supremacist) as chief strategist.
Elected a woman with no experience with public schools as secretary of education. Bonus points for wanting creationism in schools.
Russia. Enough said.
Said a whole slew of racist bullshit.
Is an Obama citizenship denier.
Fucked with healthcare way too hard.
He is trying to remove DACA.
He pissed off NK enough that they are actually a real threat now.
He told a WOC who had just lost her military husband ‘he knew what he signed up for.’
Elected a fucking bigot ass idiot as Vice President….who in reality, is probably more terrifying than Trump is.
He didn’t release his taxes. We can probably all guess why.
Donald more or less said peaceful protest during the national anthem shouldn’t be allowed to happen and acted like a real fascist turd burglar.
He signed a bill allowing states to withhold federal funds from PP and other abortion providers.
He basically fucked the National Parks Service.
He’s probably going to destroy the planet and now the leaders of the EPA don’t believe in climate change.
He apparently took 15 golfing trips in the first 11 weeks of his presidency.
He is trying to fuck the internet by signing bills that roll back internet privacy and allow ISPs to sell browser data.
He pulled back Obama era protection for women receiving equal pay in the workplace.
‘The Wall’- enough said.
He defunded PBS and Meals on Wheels….even though they cost less than his annual family travel expenses.
He accused Obama of wiretapping.
He signed an executive order for a Muslim travel ban that did not include countries that posed an actual threat because: Money.
Let DAPL happen.
He said he would maintain funding for PP IF they stopped performing abortions.
He refuses to call angry white men who kill people terrorists….instead opting for ‘mentally ill’ furthering the stigmatism that people with mental illnesses face.
I don't like the way he say 'billions', or the way he annunciates most words.
He has bragged on twitter 2,343,786 times about how bitchin' he is at running the country.